Old Technology that Hinders Your Progress
Stop using those fancy new word processors with all their "features" and use axsoma instead. Write through frustration and pain like all the good authors did.
Characters Literally Come out of the Screen
Characters so lifelike that they gain a soul. They will start to act in unpredictable ways, sending your well-choreographed plot into a twisting web of debauchery. Write good characters because if you don't, they'll get you while you sleep.
Take Your Writing Back to the Sea
Send those watery words to where they belong: the depths of the ocean. Only axsoma will save your writing to a hard drive and drop it off a boat. Other services store your data in redundant backups and server farms, not us!